ROAD RAGE

Everyone is trying to hit my car 
While they’re talking on their phones
And the imbecile in front of me
Must not have a place to go

What about the ingrates, on the road
Who can’t signal when they pass
Crosswalk idiots come to mind
Please learn to move your axx

~~~*Chorus*~~~
Am I the only one who knows
The speed zone is how fast you go
That you don’t text behind the wheel
Unless you’re fond of mangled steel
Why can’t we be on the same page
You’re the cause of… 
ROAD RAGE!
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If you’re going to drive like snails crawl
Get your car in the right lane
You don’t want to make me mad today
Get the heck out of my way

I’m sick and tired of stupid jerks
Who don’t know how to drive
I’m slow to anger most of the time
But they’re lucky they’re alive

~~~*Lyrical Bridge*~~~
The traffic lights must be broken
All I see are shades of red
Some fool just crossed a solid line
Lord I should have stayed in bed
They can achieve a subdivision
Full of homes and yards and streets
In less time than road construction
Can complete one hundred feet
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~~~*Chorus*~~~
Am I the only one who knows
The speed zone is how fast you go
That you don’t text behind the wheel
Unless you’re fond of mangled steel
Why can’t we be on the same page
You’re the cause of… 
ROAD RAGE!
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How'd you get a license anyway...
You’re the cause of… 
ROAD RAGE!
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Teresa Lynn Johnson
Wrdspnr@aol.com
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