TARGET FOR YOUR FISTS

There are a lot of Guys out there

Punching holes in walls

So I got to thinking bout

A solution for you all

I know there’s no challenge

What can Sheetrock do

But I've got a guy at my place

That I’d like to lend to you

No trip to the hardware store

No cost or hidden fees

I’ll even fill your gas tank 

You can beat him up for free

You don’t have to repair him

With texture, tape, and mud

Just have to wash your hands off

To keep them clear of blood

~~~*Chorus*~~~

If you have aggression

That has no place to go

You want to pound on something

I’m here to let you know

There is a solution

For a problem such as this

This cheating man of mine's

A good target for your fists

~~*~~

Now I don’t discount the ladies

That have pent up anger too

I've even thought of a solution

Here’s what I’m going to do

There’s a home wrecker’s address

Right here in my phone

I can text it to you 

Even tell you when she’s home

And then I’ll take you shopping

Get your hair and nails done

Now doesn't that sound like

An afternoon of fun

~~~*2nd Chorus*~~~

If you have aggression

That has no place to go

You want to pound on something

I’m here to let you know

There is a solution

For a problem such as this

That cheap home wrecker is

A good target for your fists

~~*~~

I am sure you are all wondering

Why I placed this ad for you

When I could beat on them myself

And save a buck or two

I've never been the violent type

And I’m not inclined to run

I do, however think that they

Should pay for what they've done

And since you all seem to like it

I thought I’d get in touch

Let you do what you do best

And I’ll just sit and watch

~~~*Final Chorus*~~~

So ..

If you have aggression

That has no place to go

You want to pound on something

I’m here to let you know

There is a solution

For a problem such as this

And I’m offering up 

A good target for your fists

~~*~~

Teresa Lynn Johnson
Wrdspnr@aol.com
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