Don't you know I'm going loco
Crazy, bonkers, nuts, insane
You can't leave a normal person
With your family in this way
First you warn me all about them
Like to scare me half to death
Then you drive me to the boonies
Throw me out on their doorstep
Said that it will surely cure me
I won't ask for kids again
You had better come and get me
Learned my lesson here with them
Went straight to the doctor's office
And we begged to get him fixed
He said that's a big decision
Man, you're only twenty six
~~~*1st Chorus*~~~
I screamed it's disturbing
His family's DNA
You've got to end that bloodline
A descendant may escape
Something they ate
Maybe in the air
He's the only normal one I swear
Do a service for humanity
And make sure it is not set free
You've got to trust me when I say
It's the only way
~~*~~
The doctor said he wouldn't help us
Claimed my husband was too young
So we had to chloroform him
And drag him out to the trunk
Then we drove him to the boonies
Left him at my in-laws door
We hid in the trees and waited
Knowing what he had in store
No we didn't have to wait long
For that Harvard grad to crack
He came ripping from that cabin
Begging please don’t take me back
~~~*2nd Chorus*~~~
He screamed it’s disturbing
That family’s DNA
I've got to end that bloodline
A descendant may escape
Something they ate
Maybe in the air
He’s the only normal one I swear
It’s a service for humanity
To make sure it is not set free
Good Lord, I trust you when you say
It’s the only way
~~*~~
We drove to the doctor’s office
Took that long to calm him down
The minute that we got inside
He asked me to step back out
I must say that I was nervous
For everything that he’d just seen
But he didn't hurt my husband
And he fixed him up for free
Did it for humanity
~~~*Final Chorus*~~~
Because it’s disturbing
His family’s DNA
He had to end that bloodline
A descendant may escape
Something they ate
Maybe in the air
He’s the only normal one I swear
A true service for humanity
Made sure that it is not set free
You’ll learn to trust me when I say
It’s the only way
~~*~~
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