CRAZY THINGS

When the doctor asked how I broke my leg

I said I fell out of a tree

Two day later, when I went back in

He raised his brows at me

I explained it was a fender-bender

That’s how I hit my head

But I really think, my doctor thinks

That it was you instead

~~~*1st Chorus*~~~

You’re the reason that I do 

The crazy things I do

I know that you are cheating

And I’m gathering the proof

Yes, I climb trees, and follow you

Put myself through hell

My doctor is right, you know

I haven’t hurt myself

~~*~~

When I went back in all black and blue

He said my tailbone was fine

I fell in a basement window

I didn’t say it wasn’t mine

So when the cops came by to pick you up

And you begged me to explain

I jumped back, like you’d attack

Acted like I was afraid

Cause…

~~~*2nd Chorus*~~~

You’re the reason that I do 

The crazy things I do

I knew that you were cheating

And now I have the proof

No you’re not guilty for the marks

That everyone can see

I’ll straighten that out later

But right now I’m quite pleased

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~~~*Finale*~~~

Oh, I told the judge 

You didn’t beat me up

Haven’t laid a hand on me

That your cheating hurt me 

More than that

But they had to set you free

I handed you the pictures

You’ll get the papers in the mail

Don’t come near me or I swear

You’ll wish you’d stayed in jail

Cause…

You’re the reason that I do 

The crazy things I do

And I’d love to let my crazy self

Free to finish you 

Yeah…

I really do

~~*~~

Teresa Lynn Johnson
Wrdspnr@aol.com
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