OH MY MY

He came out of the trees, and I dropped my jaw

My Friend said girl you’d better call the law

I can’t be held accountable for how I act

When a man steps out of the woods like that

He has his tee shirt tied around his head

When it should be covering that rock hard chest 

And look how those jeans are hanging on his hips

There should be a law against a sight like this

I think my heart is beating out of my chest

Forget about the cops call me an ambulance

~~~*Chorus*~~~

I thought oh my my

What have we here

I know I saw him first 

Ask me and I’ll swear

I thought oh my my

What a perfect prize

It’s not polite to stare

But oh my my

~~*~~

When I finally had the sense to shut my mouth

I told my girlfriend not to talk so loud

He was sauntering towards us, I couldn't think

And my friend had just become the enemy

I was raised different, and was painfully shy

But the closer he came the more I changed my mind

My friend said I’m going to get me some of that

She moved to step forward, and I held her back

~~~*Chorus*~~~

I thought oh my my

What have we here

I know I saw him first 

Ask me and I’ll swear

I thought oh my my

What a perfect prize

It’s not polite to stare

But oh my my

~~*~~

He smiled hello girls, nice day for a hike

Had to check the trails before I bring my wife

She’s almost due, but she can handle this

Well I bust up laughing, and I couldn't quit

I squeaked out a sorry, as he shook our hands

I almost killed my friend over a married man

~~~*Lyrical Bridge*~~~

Wait a minute~~Hold the phone

Back it up~~play it again…

Stop the presses~~Go for gold

You are such an awesome friend…

But I was going for the throat

That’s all there is~~That’s all she wrote

I was working up a plan…

Thank God he is a married man

~~*~~

~~~*Chorus*~~~

I thought oh my my

What have we here

I know I saw him first 

Ask me and I’ll swear

I thought oh my my

What a perfect prize

It’s not polite to stare

But oh my my

~~*~~

Teresa Lynn Johnson
Wrdspnr@aol.com
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